bacon egg and cheese....and pickles?

this morning i went down to a local favorite bakery to enjoy a fine breakfast sandwich. i grabbed my order and went outside to sit on the patio and innocently enjoy the talent show that walks up and down dartmouth st. i open up the brown bag and notice a little something extra in the bag. first, i thought maybe a breadstick or something?? what could it be? nope, not a breadstick. it was a long pickle wrapped in white paper. what? first off, pickles are disgusting with any meal...but pickles with breakfast has got to be a new level of grossness. who the hell eats pickles with breakfast? if you do, please take offense with this post and please reach out to me. this way, i know never to speak to you or see you in public, you gross pathetic excuse of a person.