So I've come to really enjoy the cereal "Special K" (made by Kellogg's). It's so frick'n good! Annnd I've come to find out it's pretty healthy for you...especially if you're an aging woman. YES! Wait, what?!
WTF! Am I in love with a woman's cereal? Is there even such a thing as a woman's cereal? How can food be gender specific? Am I going to grow boobs, a v-gine and potentially....a baby?! Perhaps I should stick with more manly cereals. Like "Guns, Oats, and Hookers" (made by Betty Crocker)...a fine source of protein or so I hear.
Take the challenge and decide for yourself...check out the Special K website: http://www.specialk.com.au/
I don't even know who I am anymore. Thanks a lot Special K...you really are special..
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
picking a winner
occasionally i'll glance around the room at work...and just take it all in. it's inspiring to see everyone working hard at whatever it is they are doing. but every now and then...just every so often... i totally catch someone picking their nose.
i am completely amused by this.
and it's always the least suspecting nose-picker. take the pretty girl who sits in the corner for example. day after day, she's all buttoned up and dressed to the nines...then i catch her knuckle deep digging for nose gold. i'm not even grossed out or offended...i think it's hilarious.
but it's funniest when they know they've been caught. the look of terror comes over their face. they know what they've been up to. and they know they've been caught, green-handed. pick on my friends, pick on.
i am completely amused by this.
and it's always the least suspecting nose-picker. take the pretty girl who sits in the corner for example. day after day, she's all buttoned up and dressed to the nines...then i catch her knuckle deep digging for nose gold. i'm not even grossed out or offended...i think it's hilarious.
but it's funniest when they know they've been caught. the look of terror comes over their face. they know what they've been up to. and they know they've been caught, green-handed. pick on my friends, pick on.
Labels:
boogers,
funny,
gross,
picking your nose,
work
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