the other day i was innocently walking home from work and i had a chance encounter with the crazy homeless lady that litters the back bay and parts of the commons. at first i was oddly glad to see her. see, she's not your usual bum. she always has decent clothes on...usually an african garb like thing. she appears to be somewhat groomed and clean. she dons newish sneakers and she carries what appears to be a full purse. what her exterior doesn't show you, is that she is completely insane. however, despite her shortcomings, the things that come out of this woman's mouth are the funniest things i've heard in boston.
the recent encounter.
so there i was, walking down the south end corridor and i spot this chick coming right at me. now, as most people would avoid making eye contact with a crazy person, i looked directly into those wild eyes and threw her a big smile, as if we were old friends randomly seeing eachother on the streets. to my surprise, she returned the gesture! she came up to me with an even bigger smile. so i nodded and said hello, to which she replied:
"hi. can i ask you a question?"
- absolutely
"can you please tell me why your mother never aborted you? you are a f*cking waste of skin you racist biggot."
needless to say, i couldn't contain myself. i started laughing pretty hard, which obviously didn't help the matter. is this the most horrible thing ever to be told or possibly the funniest thing to ever hear? i vote for the latter. thanks for the chuckle crazy lady.
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