so...it's no big secret that i occassionally enjoy a fine cigar. well, a few weeks ago on a hot summer night, i decided to take a walk with a few friends... light it up and enjoy a nice smoke along with a solid conversation along the charles river.
that's when it happened.
so there i am, enjoying my cigar and sitting alongside the dock by the hatch shell with some friends when some strung out lady approaches me. she comes up to me and asks, "hey mann, can i bum a smoke off you? you got any cigarettes?"
I show her it's a cigar i'm smoking and i explain how i only smoke cigars, that i dont have any cigarettes on me, and the cigar i was smoking was the only one i had on me.
a look of terror crosses her face. she goes on to say, "oh mannn, that sucks. i'm really wiggin out man and need a smoke baddddd." i apologize for not being able to help her out and wish her good luck finding a smoke.
you would think the conversation ends here...but it don't. she shockingly responds with, "can i at least have a drag?"
hahhah. i look at her to see if she was being serious...yup, she was. i laugh and tell her, "absolutely not...that would be disgusting...no offense."
she finally walks away, rejected and pissed off i wouldn't give her a drag off my cigar. some people truly amaze me. has this happened to anyone....ever??? hahah.
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